Hello!

If you're here, you must be a SKEMER. Welcome fellow SKEMER!

I got this Secret Diary thing as a series of emails from a friend and wanted to share it with all of you.

If you're a bit sensitive, I suggest you don't continue reading. I know of someone who got mad when she read this from her Inbox. 'Tis not meant to be taken seriously. It's all in good fun.

Read on... I hope I was able to put a smile on your face today. :o)